payabookforward:

Have you ever read a book that touched your heart – but nobody else had read it? Was the idea of not being able to share in your excitement and enthusiasm over the story ridiculously painful? Then why not share it with a stranger now?

The Pay-a-Book-Forward project, run by Sammy, is to encourage not only the idea of reading, but the idea of gift giving also. Paying it forward… through literature… and making friends along the way! 

If you have a relatively obscure* book that you’d like to share with another person on tumblr, and if you’d like to receive a book in turn, visit the FAQ section on the Pay-a-Book-Forward blog, then JOIN and follow!

We want as many people committed to this project as possible, so PLEASE REBLOG! Once enough submissions are received, the forwarding of the books can commence!

*see the FAQ page for the definition of ‘obscure’.

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I haven’t been here for a long while - but I’m still on my original account. Holler at me if you want to see more shizz from this page! :D

• Sorting Hat: 
• The board is set, the pieces are moving.
• That line comes from Gandalf, and boy was he grooving.
• Fawkes the Phoenix: 
• Tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet.
• Tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet.
• (Translation: Watch out Harry, you’re going to die.
• Your fate is set, and I wouldn’t lie.)
• Rita Skeeter: 
• Ho! What a scene, what a delightful little setting,
• The odds are stacked, the goblins they are a’betting,
• My green tipped Quik Quotes Quill is writing freely,
• My Pulitzer Prize awaits the outcome of this melee.
• Harry: 
• My hour is come, my moment of glory,
• I am sure I will fulfil my lifelong destiny.
• Dulbus Amplebore: 
• Dear boy, of you I am so proud and glad,
• When I think of all the choices that you had.
• The path to darkness was there to take you,
• But yet you took the path right and true.
• Hagrid: 
• Grunt grunt grunt grunt,
• Grunt grunt grunt grunt.
• Hagrid: 
• Oi, that wa’nt me talking, I mean it.
• It was Umbridge imitating me, the witch.
• Umbridge (in that girly, high-pitched voice of hers): 
• Oh yes it was me, pretending to grunt,
• If only to point out that you’re a half-breed runt.
• Hermione: 
• Leave him alone, you obnoxious cow,
• Can’t you see Harry’s battle should have our attention now?
• Umbridge: 
• Ooh, the smarty-pants mudblood has to have her say,
• When Voldemort wins we’ll be rid of your type today.
• Hermione: 
• Avada Kedavra you frog-faced bitch,
• I am one hundred percent a witch.
• Ron: 
• Oh Hermione, you are just the best,
• I wish you’d not think of me as a pest.
• My red hair and slack face should not fool you,
• Show me something Harry can that I can’t do.
• Hermione: 
• Avada Kedavra Rupert Grint, you whiny sack of scum,
• Your acting sucked and your character is just plain dumb.
• The fan fiction world wants me with Harry,
• And that’s how it’s going to be!
• Harry: 
• I wish you’d stop killing people Hermione,
• Just leave the killing to wonderful, magical me.
• Gilderoy Lockhart: 
• Did someone call me? I could have sworn I heard my name.
• Then again, that’s the nature of the game that is fame.
• Minerva McGonagal: 
• I wish Voldemort would hurry the hell up,
• So we can be finished with this crap.
• Chorus: 
• Sorry to disappoint you, Professor Mac-Gee,
• But this song has to include characters from seven books, you see,
• There’s Firenze and Bane and Trelawney and Buckbeak and Smee,
• Romulus and Remus and Neville and Ginny and Arthur and Molly,
• Vernon, Petunia, Dudley, Marge, Mrs Figg, Griphook and Dumbledee,
• Ollivander, Quirrel, Gred, Forge, Bill, Charlie and that wanker Percy,
• The Friar, the Baron, Nearly Headless Nick and the owls in the Owlery,
• Crabbe, Goyle, Malfoy, Abbott, Bones, Boot, Bulstrode and Zabini,
• Etcetera etcetera and on and on ad nauseam blah blah, dum tee dee,
• We could go on but the author cannot be bothered, he’s writing for free,
• Besides, you get the point, you catch our drift, JK really was the Queen Bee,
• We all suck compared to her, she’s the One to Obey, she is the She.
• Harry: 
• Are you quite finished yet you lot?
• I think it is Lord Voldemort I spot.
• Chorus: 
• Now that you mention it, no, we are not done completely,
• There’s Hooch, Flint, Wood, Bletchley, Aragog and Ernie,
• Finnigan, Thomas, young Tom Riddle and the basilisk thingee,
• Parvati, Lavender, Kreacher, Luna, Sirius, Kingsley and Mad-Eye Moody,
• Krum and Cho and Cedric and Fleur, Spinnet, Parkinson and Lee…
• Hermione: 
• Avada Kedavra Chorus!
• By the goddamn Eye of Horus.
• Harry: 
• What was with that last line?
• Was it just to make it rhyme?
• Hermione: 
• Of course, now concentrate,
• He is here, one of you will soon be late.
• Lord Voldemort: 
• Do my eyes deceive me, or do we have an audience to watch,
• As I finish the noble task that I have previously botched?
• Harry: 
• Nay, thou art wrongeth, thou file fiend from hell,
• It is I who shall victor, by the toll of your death knell!
• Lord Voldemort: 
• Blind thou art, thou impudent brat,
• For I haveth my army to serve the autocrat,
• Bellatrix, Severus, Malfoy and son (and I could go on)
• But by force of number I have already won.
• Hermione: 
• You obviously cannot count, Lord Voldemort,
• Because our chorus numbers all the thousand characters from JK’s books, I thought.
• Lord Voldemort: 
• That was true, my lovely daughter until you killed them all,
• And now you’ve set up dearest Harry for a fall.
• Harry: 
• What! Hermione, how can it be?
• You, the daughter of Lord V?
• Hermione: 
• Naturally Harry, have you not read,
• The countless fan fiction threads,
• Wherin I am the daughter of darkness,
• Even though I am not at all his likeness?
• Harry: 
• This story grows worse with every chapter, paragraph and line,
• I wish JK had forbidden fan fiction then all would have been fine.
• Lord Voldemort: 
• Now I must slay my opponent Potter,
• Send him six feet under for a little rotter.
• Hermione: 
• No father, please do not,
• Without Harry I am nought.
• Severus Snape: 
• My Lord, if I may have a devious word,
• About your delectable daughter, the sexy bird.
• We have yet to have a chapter in which she dates me,
• So once Potter is dead, why not give her to me?
• Lord Voldemort: 
• On that I will think, but my decision is not yet complete,
• However, Dumbledore you did murder, a worthy feat.
• Hermione: 
• Oh no, please not Snape, I’d rather have Draco,
• I could butter him up and eat him on a taco.
• Draco: 
• I knew you’d come round, my little mudblood fine,
• I always knew (in fan fiction) you’d end up as mine.
• Harry: 
• Oh for heaven’s sake please stop this absurd song,
• Almost everything in it is totally wrong.
• Lord Voldemort: 
• Of that you are correct, Potter, Harry James,
• Now I shall send your corpse down the river Thames.
• Chorus (of Death Eaters and few remaining good people): 
• The hour has come for the battle supreme,
• The moment of which filmmakers dream,
• Will the victor be Potter, as we all did expect,
• Or will Lord Voldemort your dreams to wreck?

French & Saunders - Harry Potter Spoof for Comic Relief 2003

Jeremy Irons playing Alan Rickman playing Severus Snape

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queensammy:

rupelover:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

kaylaabatman:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

I fucking love this random Gryffindor!

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

^this. all of this.

Sometimes I feel like I’m only on Tumblr because of the commentators. Who ARE these people? They should have their own show. 

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queensammy:

mionewazlib:

Okay you seem really nice and I really want to answer you nicely but I don’t know how to do this in a nice way. I will, however, try. 

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Not to mention the mormon-ish and slightly creepy themes that Stephenie Meyer unintentionally presents. *Shudder*